Category: Humor

Humor

  • Hold the door….

    It’s been a minute, sure. Got a lot on my plate at the moment. Nervous and uncertainly gives me more time to reflect. I feel like I’m at a bit of a crossroads and wondering where to go from here. Perhaps I should just focus on self and do what I should or should have…

  • Gotta shake this.

    So I  had a random thought… how many people love to stay in their comfort zone. There is nothing necessarily wrong with that, at least, I don’t think so, but venturing out of said zone should be done once and a while. This may sound weird, but I began thinking about it because the trailer…

  • You gots to chill…

    A little change of pace, I suppose. I’ve been thinking a lot about the negative stuff and the  stress that is life in general, but also thinking of the good. Taking time to have gratitude and appreciation, or count your blessings for a lack of a better term. We all forget that. We all have…

  • Watching the world burn…

    I hope the readers of this blog don’t come away with the assumption that I’m all doom and gloom and don’t see the silver lining in most things. I believe I’m just recognizing that life isn’t perfect, nor will it ever be. I’ve gone through some tough times, a little rocky as I write this…

  • Knew not who I was, but listen here.

    Do you know who you are? Do you? I know who I am… in a nutshell,  I’m  a middle-aged, overweight dude who suffers from body dismorphia, has low self esteem and self worth, diagnosed with mixed anxiety and depression disorder, a victim of abuse and manipulation. Think thats it…. Not trying to be dramatic or…

  • I’m the self-inflicted mind detonator.

    Hate to say this, and kind of embarrassed to, but people say that im good at a lot of things.That I’m so smart, talented,  whatever. But I know one thing I am good at….self sabotage and being my own worst enemy. I talk myself out of a lot. Dreams, aspirations….I feel like were squandered. But…

  • All I wanted was a Pepsi.

    Listening to the Spotify account and an oldie but a goodie came on. A lot of the words and lines in the lyrics make me think of myself and my situation. Felt some of it in my angsty teenage years, and to this day even in my “grown up” adult days: “Sometimes I try to…

  • Who takes the blame? Wait…

    People who have read my articles at Life as a human or visited this site know about some of my history and why I even started this venture. I’ll be honest, even thought he subject matter is very serious, I tend to be the kind of person to make light of things, and sometimes not…

  • You ain’t ready…

    I hope everyone had a great holiday. Best part is not having to wake up early and deal with the mundane and repetitious lives that most of us lead. And here we are, first day back after the holiday having to face our realities. Back to the grind. Back to the opposites of gratitude and…